Chrissy: The post of a dear sisters 17th birthday

Sister Cora wanted me to post a super long note on her facebook thing for her 17th birthday. Needless to say it got a little out of hand haha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COR!

Happy birthday again. This is the time when I divulge unto you all of my magnificent meticulous knowledge that I have spent hard years learning and understanding. Some of the knowledge has been learned the HARD way. Such as never upset your sister so much that she decides to throw shoes and you, run to your room, lock it and dump out all of your makeup drawer onto the ground. Also. do not leave your clothes in the bathroom, younger sisters do not enjoy that at all. Some lessons I have learned from teachers. North, East, South, West. Never eat soggy waffles. Some I have picked up off the street. Elbows up side to side, elbelbows up and side to side. Lean like a cholo. Some i have learned from our parents. Chew with your mouth closed ( i know you struggle with this one, but keep it up. someday those lax jaw muscles will strengthen!), look both ways before you cross the street, and always try to find pictures in spilled milk (even tho you don't like milk. and you wonder why

 you have chicken legs. Jk you really don't). Somethings I just happen upon. Did you know that Chronicles of Narnia is freakin amazing??? Holy crap! And then Freak Harry potter just blows my mind! PS. Mt. Everest in Nepal is INDEED the tallest mountain in the world. Also blue and yellow mixed together equals green, cool huh! And you thought I couldn't do math. But prolly the best thing I've learned is that rocking out to music and laughing about how stupid we are is so ridiculously (look I can spell that word now!) fun. And I'm glad I have a sister/ best friend so close to me. Dude we can basically talk about anything (really???? Do your teeth touch??? EW!). Its super crazy and awesome. Thank goodness we were born so close together! From dancing around with out panties on as a little girl (for those of you reading this, get your head out of the gutter) you've turned into this super gorgeous girl-- a sassy mexican spice!

 Love you lots Cora, corona, coraloralee, cor the boar ( i don't think I've ever called you that to your face...), and last but not least Coralee! 
loves, 
me