Sunday, January 31, 2010

Chrissy: Turtle.

Once, my family owned a turtle.
We cleverly named her turtle.
She liked to runaway a lot.
Obviously, it was a problem.
Unable to deal with her ridiculous mood swings
horribly hygiene habits
and constant ungratefulness
we sadly had to depart with our lovely turtle.

We gave her to a friend.
There she became know as: the Sherman Mobile.
We have every reason to believe she is very happy in her new home.
Once again, we have reason to rejoice for happy endings!

1 Comments:

Blogger Jonathan Baker said...

You could have just eaten turtle. :)

February 1, 2010 at 11:00 AM  

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