Sunday, January 31, 2010

Chrissy: Turtle.

Once, my family owned a turtle.
We cleverly named her turtle.
She liked to runaway a lot.
Obviously, it was a problem.
Unable to deal with her ridiculous mood swings
horribly hygiene habits
and constant ungratefulness
we sadly had to depart with our lovely turtle.

We gave her to a friend.
There she became know as: the Sherman Mobile.
We have every reason to believe she is very happy in her new home.
Once again, we have reason to rejoice for happy endings!


Blogger Jonathan Baker said...

You could have just eaten turtle. :)

February 1, 2010 at 11:00 AM  

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