Chrissy: Turtle.

Once, my family owned a turtle.

We cleverly named her turtle.

She liked to runaway a lot.

Obviously, it was a problem.

Unable to deal with her ridiculous mood swings

horribly hygiene habits

and constant ungratefulness

we sadly had to depart with our lovely turtle.

We gave her to a friend.

There she became know as: the Sherman Mobile.

We have every reason to believe she is very happy in her new home.

Once again, we have reason to rejoice for happy endings!