Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Chrissy: Taylor the Lautner Boy, Scooter Boy, And Stalker Boy

Haha.... Check it.
There are three guys in my ward who... stick out to me.
One is this kid who looks like Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black)
We call him Taylor Lautner Boy
Next is Scooter Boy
he rides his razor scooter all over Heritage Halls.
Hence the name.
The last is Stalker Boy.
He's in my FHE group.
When we see him at social gatherings
he likes to talk.
and talk.
and talk.
And then follow us around for the rest of the evening.
This song it originally called Taylor the Latte boy.
If you haven't heard it, look it up on YouTube.
I've changed the words however to create my own song.
About these three boys.

P.S. Sorry, I kinda biffed it at the end :P And ignore all the out of tune notes. Just listen to the lyrics :)
(note: Taylor Lautner Boy doesn't actually pass out programs, I've never talked to Scooter Boy, and Stalker Boy really isn't as bad as I portrayed him in the song.)
(And no. I don't "like" these boys. I think they're attractive, but beyond that there is nothing.
I'm just creepy enough to write a song about them....)


Blogger Rachel said...

Chr-chr-chrisanne, I hope you know that I just watched this video in its entirety instead of doing my homework which is due in 54 minutes. I love youuu! More verses, please!

"There's a guy who's in my ward, who's Elders' Quorum President..."

I just thought of a good one:

"There's these boys who're in my ward, who like to throw crabapples, who like to throw crabapples, at people passing by... So tonight at eleven o'clock, when I heard something tap my window, when I heard something tap my window..."

September 16, 2009 at 11:09 AM  
Blogger Jon Baker said...

The note on "program" was particularly beautiful, and the part at the end about Cameron and his faux hawk was fantastic! I love this! Way to go Ms. Singer! And that song is absolutely delicious- I had to go listen to it after watching!

September 16, 2009 at 8:34 PM  
Blogger curleighlocks said...

hahahaha!!! Oh man I love you!!! We GOTTA whip out 'Without Tom' now!!!

September 16, 2009 at 11:44 PM  
Blogger Stephanie Lyn :) said...

Chrisanne!!! Dude I'm sitting here in at the tables in between the HBLL and the JFSB and (btw this attractive guy came up and talked to me a second ago... it was for a journalism class thing... but he was good looking. Something resembling Kirby Heybourne... but don't worry- no interest.) I'm laughing at your song and I swear people are giving me funny looks!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I LOVE it! TIme to go to class though. :D (OMG my day yesterday was AWESOME btw!) :D :D :D LoVE yOu!

September 18, 2009 at 8:43 AM  
Blogger Hannah said...

LOL! this is sooooo funny! and i love how you took it from a real song :)

October 14, 2009 at 6:54 PM  

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