Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Chrissy: Day 4--Vegas

Today I:
Woke up in the middle of the night to baby 2: 3 times
Woke up earlier than usual to baby 1: once
Cat napped: 5 times
Played with bubbles: once
Swallowed bubbles: twice
Told kids to go rinse the bubbles out of their mouths: 6 times
Threatened kids that if they were going to keep acting like animals we would tie them up outside: once
Was unable to finish a meal: 3 times
Look at the clock and said "Are you kidding me???": too many times to count
Wished I could go home: 4 times
Learned how to hold baby 1 and eat at the same time
Taught monkey 1 and monkey 2 how to say my name
Settled fights between monkey 1 and monkey 2: 7 times
put babies 1 and 2 to sleep: a lot
Was glad Grandma changed all the dirty diapers: too many to count
Died: once
Story time:
So my Uncle has a huge wood working shop out back
Because he runs a business with it.
Consequently he has people working in there during the day.
Well guess who didn't know that!
So I went outside in the morning
Very recently after I had woken up
My hair was pulled back in the messiest ponytail ever
Hair this nasty looking head band on
I hadn't washed my face, put deod on or anything
I was in these short pajama shorts
That give me "Muffin Top"
and I had my glasses on.
Needless to say I was ugly.
So I went outside
Following Monkey 1
and Lo and Behold
there was his cousin (cousin form the other side)
Mr. Attractive pants
Who's about 19.
I was so shocked and I could feel it on my face.
He was helping Monkey 1 take off his spiderman costume
And all I did was stand there, so embarrassed.
I wanted to run back inside
But I made myself stay
Finally he was done and he looked up and said "Hello"
And I
I squeaked a "Hi" then scurried off.
Mortified myself: ONCE.

4 Comments:

Blogger Ericrazy said...

I has 7 brothers... and many guy friends.... from the vast majority of them, they say they find girls in their pj's attractive. when their hair is unkempt and scrounged back into a ponytail. when they have their grungy pj's on. when they've just woken up.

I asked why... they didn't know... neither do I... so I guess we're all on the same page.

*shrugs*

At any rate, I'm sure Mr. 19 yr. old Attractive Pants could barely contain himself when he saw you. ;]

June 10, 2008 at 9:25 PM  
Blogger cheri pie said...

oh my! Stories like yours are so horrible to endure!! I know what it's like to look my worst, and then "run into" such a handsome guy. Especially when you DO NOT plan on seeing anyone attractive. Haha. Cruelty.

June 10, 2008 at 10:30 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Yeah- I bet he was probably thinking, "Coo, what a SIGHT!" haha! (name that movie! ...or song!)

June 11, 2008 at 9:18 AM  
Blogger curleighlocks said...

Mr. Attractive Pants? That's a nice name. As mortifying as that is, it's still kinda funny... You should have made yourself up and gone back out and flirted. ;) Too bad there's no picture. It sounds like it came right out of one of Marcia's books!

June 12, 2008 at 1:43 PM  

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