Chrissy: Day 4--Vegas

Today I:

Woke up in the middle of the night to baby 2: 3 times

Woke up earlier than usual to baby 1: once

Cat napped: 5 times

Played with bubbles: once

Swallowed bubbles: twice

Told kids to go rinse the bubbles out of their mouths: 6 times

Threatened kids that if they were going to keep acting like animals we would tie them up outside: once

Was unable to finish a meal: 3 times

Look at the clock and said "Are you kidding me???": too many times to count

Wished I could go home: 4 times

Learned how to hold baby 1 and eat at the same time

Taught monkey 1 and monkey 2 how to say my name

Settled fights between monkey 1 and monkey 2: 7 times

put babies 1 and 2 to sleep: a lot

Was glad Grandma changed all the dirty diapers: too many to count

Died: once

Story time:

So my Uncle has a huge wood working shop out back

Because he runs a business with it.

Consequently he has people working in there during the day.

Well guess who didn't know that!

So I went outside in the morning

Very recently after I had woken up

My hair was pulled back in the messiest ponytail ever

Hair this nasty looking head band on

I hadn't washed my face, put deod on or anything

I was in these short pajama shorts

That give me "Muffin Top"

and I had my glasses on.

Needless to say I was ugly.

So I went outside

Following Monkey 1

and Lo and Behold

there was his cousin (cousin form the other side)

Mr. Attractive pants

Who's about 19.

I was so shocked and I could feel it on my face.

He was helping Monkey 1 take off his spiderman costume

And all I did was stand there, so embarrassed.

I wanted to run back inside

But I made myself stay

Finally he was done and he looked up and said "Hello"

And I

I squeaked a "Hi" then scurried off.

Mortified myself: ONCE.