Chrissy: what you don't know about me...

What I've never told you

is that during my trip to Hawaii last spring

Corala and I became fierce warriors.

We fought many battles.

Including the ongoing war between humidity and our thick hair.

Impressed by our mighty skills

A High Chief made us Chief Warriors.

Corala was not ready for the power and responsibility this entailed.

I, however, was more than ready.

My accomplishments were so great

that they constructed a statue in my honor

(it wasn't a great likeness)

Eventually, however, we had to say goodbye to our fellow warriors

and head back to our home in the Rocky Mountains.

Both of us changed by our experiences.